We Need to Talk About K

How many Ks is too many Ks? Two is fine when making delicious donuts, even if the correct spelling is with C. (Why opt for such a controversial spelling? That will be investigated at another time. Possibly another place. I'm not making any promises here.) Three Ks is definitely too many. I'm pretty sure we can all agree on that one. I'm not into calling people with different opinions names (fucking moron isn't a name, right?) but if you're cool with three Ks, you are probably racist. But what if you have more than three? Like, what if you have twelve Ks? Is that ok? Twelve is a multiple of three, so maybe it's one K too many, or one too few. I mean it's a shame that a bunch of murderous rednecks went and ruined a perfectly good letter, but you can't change the past. Don't cry over spilled milk, stiff upper lip and all that. Agglomerations of Ks are just not cool. No offense, K. If it had been the Pu Plux Plan, well, then P would have had to bear that historical shame, but P got lucky. You didn't, K. You can go stand in the corner next to the number 13 and think about how life ain't fair. But, my poor put upon letter, you can take comfort in the fact that countries which suffered through a murderous civil war, a murderous inquisition and several murderous crusades but not murderous rednecks have no such issues with you. They will put you on beer coasters in the bar across the street to advertise motorcycle repair workshops. Finally, you are reaching your potential, K. Enjoy.

You however, minstrel bookends, are never not offensive.