Lights, Camera...

Hi. Remember me? I write stuff and you read it? Sound familiar? Sorry it's been ages since I kept up my end of the bargain. You probably think it's because it's summer, and I've been working to close out the school year since I'm quitting my job at the end of the month cuz my boss was driving me so crazy that I decided that returning to teaching would be preferable to spending another year behind a desk writing reports I don't care about for the HR department of companies that don't care about them either, then going to the beach in my time off to turn browner and discretely check out the breasts of the women lying around me and also drinking beer at night. Well, some of those things might be true (spoiler alert: they all are) but I've found time in that busy schedule to make my Skype acting debut. My buddy Joel Frost made this short and I'm in it briefly. I can only hope that my portrayal of Noah Green captured some of the noble grace and quiet dignity of Noah Green.

Next year, I'm winning all the MTV movie awards.