Red Dawn. Or is it?

Hollywood is always being accused of being secretly, or not so secretly un-American, or even anti-American by people who regard such pinko concepts as independent women or pre-marital sex as proof of the end of days. Sure, cultural critics write thought pieces about how movies reenforce societal beliefs and set the paradigms of normalcy, but those assholes went to university, something Jesus never did, so you shouldn't trust them anyway. What are you even doing reading something other than the bible or a Waffle House menu? (Why are you even reading the Waffle House menu? It's smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped and topped. C'mon!)
Nevertheless, with the trailer for the Red Dawn remake (best remake ever until 2019's re-imagining of Battleship), I think they may be on to something.

I know, I know. The only images that don't actually have American flags have USA tattoos or football. But consider this: this movie is telling us that all it takes is a dedicated group of (very good looking) young people with some machine guns and grenade launchers to defeat a militarily superior invading power. Ahem... cough... Afghanistan? Sure, it seems pro-American, but I wouldn't be surprised if this movie was written, produced and directed by the Taliban. The call is coming from inside the house! Burn Hollywood, burn!