I was told that if I included the word lesbian in a post, I would get tons of hits from people going through search engines, so I've decided to check out the claim.
Did you, in fact, land on this page after googling the word lesbian? If so, welcome!
I'm curious. Are you:
A. A lonely lesbian looking for company?
B. A heterosexual male intimidated by the penis sizes on display in straight porn?
C. Other?
Unless your answer was C, and your had entered "obnoxious bloggers seeking page views" then I sadly don't have what you are looking for. However, please come back once you have found it. If romantic comedies have taught us anything (and romantic comedies have taught us everything!), it's that a chance encounter under awkward circumstances can lead to a life-long, satisfying, photogenic relationship. You just don't throw a chance like this away in this zany world. So ya'll come back now y'hear? Follow me on twitter. Follow me on instagram (noahdjgreen). Check out my app. Like my band on facebook. Visit our bandcamp or watch our video. And good luck with your search.
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